dailycuteboy:

xynephionnoir / faultytext / youareanobject

ralphabetsoup:

AIN’T NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH!

loganjack:

youre-theocean:

sarahlorraine:

ilovecharts:

bdotdub:

herroman:

samich:

dirtyhomme:

I smoked with a stripper because I’m beautiful.. Makes sense.

I needed a homo because I’m gay. Well, ok, that was pretty blunt.

I banged a bag of weed because I love marijuana. Logic - it works.

I slept with a stripper because that how I roll. Sorry Laura

i banged a horse because i’m sexy as hell.

considering people have died from that. heh. its a little funnier.

I smoked with Paris Hilton because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous ;)

I RAPED PARIS HILTON BECAUSE I HAD TO.

are you all happy?  you finally got the truth out of me D’;

I stabbed a glass of milk because that’s how I roll

marleybrando:

(via rollthedicevegas)

hiphop-quotables:

I fucked up my yellow marker -_-

selinavalentine:

suicideblonde:

bohemea:darkpassenger:

«I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It AIN’T the coffee in my kitchen, it’s the dead nigger in my garage».

Thom: And we finally found a drummer.
Nick: You found a drummer, who?
[Dev points to small electronic drum set]
Nick: That’s a children’s toy, who’s gonna operate that thing?
Thom: You!
Nick:Thanks for coming by guys.

fuckyeahfightclub:

rainaelizabeth:

“And you….you’re too….BLONDE!!”

y-n0t:

HAAHAA GAHTCHO DUMBAZZ!

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