
It’s goes up and down for no reason at all. All I really care for is reading/reblogging everyone’s posts and of course posting my own stuff
for your big fat information (:
preach it

AIN’T NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH!

I smoked with a stripper because I’m beautiful.. Makes sense.
I needed a homo because I’m gay. Well, ok, that was pretty blunt.
I banged a bag of weed because I love marijuana. Logic - it works.
I slept with a stripper because that how I roll. Sorry Laura
i banged a horse because i’m sexy as hell.
considering people have died from that. heh. its a little funnier.
I smoked with Paris Hilton because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous ;)
I RAPED PARIS HILTON BECAUSE I HAD TO.
are you all happy? you finally got the truth out of me D’;
I stabbed a glass of milk because that’s how I roll
I fucked up my yellow marker -_-

«I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It AIN’T the coffee in my kitchen, it’s the dead nigger in my garage».
“And you….you’re too….BLONDE!!”